I Want To Tell You a Story About the Last Time I Was in Portland

You know you're reading a real-ass food blog when the post starts off with a bang. I mean, right off the blocks, she's all like:

Several months ago, my dear friend Heather called me on the phone.

I'm on the edge of my seat, and that seat is covered with saliva, so I'm about to slide off the side of it. You're probably thinking, FOOD. I want to read about food. I'm ready for a recipe. I followed a link from Pinterest to this page. Give it to me.

That's because you're not subtle. You're a gourmand, not a gourmet. Why do I even waste my time on you?

. . . Just kidding, lol. I greater-than three you!

Anyway, I bought some ricotta cheese at Walmart and I have to use it up, so I'll probably make a pot of lasagna soup. This blogger is demonstrating a great Paula Deen recipe with lots of pictures and LOTS of text in case you just ran out of Alphabits and alphabet soup and you needed more words.

Keep coming back to Eat My Professional Photos of Food Blog every day in case I ever get around to it!

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