Welcome to my Food Photographs Blog!

It was a foggy autumn day when I was struck by the idea to lay out a lot of words, delaying you from getting to the substance you want to see, namely recipes. Here's a photo of something I made before, but there's no recipe for it. Wait for the fifteen photos below to load before you can scroll down to the next paragraph of text.

I grew these jalapeno peppers in my mudroom.

This little lady got away with my toe, but the joke was on her because I got her eggs.

This little buck was afraid I would eat him.

So I will feature my professional photographs of food that I make, sometimes food that other people make, sometimes other people's photographs, sometimes things that could be food but that I didn't eat or cook. For example:

A red spot sunfish that I decided not to eat. Almost ten inches!

Here's a largemouth bass that was not big enough to keep, so I released it. But it's good to know I could get some protein other than squirrels and geese if peak oil or nuclear war or catastrophic climate change or capitalism destroys our civilization. I think about that sometimes. Shooting geese with bows and arrows. Because there are a lot of them around, for now.

I could have made a meal of this, but the black mold inside indicates I was a little too late. At least a squirrel or something ate on it.

Berries I picked along the bike trail. Yum!

This is funny.

Shrek Stroganoff answered a lot of my prayers.

This was in the ad paper for Hutch's in Spring Arbor, Michigan, USA. That mason jar contains a "Barbecue Sundae," consisting of  pork n' beans on the bottom, a layer of cole slaw, a quantity of pulled pork that was probably barbecued, and a pickle spear down the side. So creative!

And of course you'll get to see my professional photographs of food that I have made, such as the below ----

Chicken Rice Tomato Parsnip Okra Peas Carrots Onions Stew made by Rob "Eat My Professional Photographs of Food Blog" Northrup.

Finally got my cookie press to work right. Cookies by Rob "Eat My Professional Photographs of Food Blog" Northrup.

That's all the pictures I took today. I'll post some more tomorrow. Please follow me on Twitter, Instagram, Flickr, Condoleeza, Portnoy, Protnyo, Kabala and IG Farben intranet. My name is "EatMyProPhotoFood" or some variation of that on all of those platforms. Share with your friends or you're not really my friend! Ha ha, no pressure. But it means a lot to me because this is my only source of income now, so if the kickstarter for the comic book vape candles doesn't pan out, I really need people to read this blog and subscribe and follow on RSS and iTunes and Stitcher. There's an automatic service that turns your blog posts into an audio podcast read by a robotic voice of Bea Arthur. She even describes the photos, but I think the cookies look better than she says. It's expensive, but worth it. And the saleswoman for the service said, "You have to spend money to make money!" I know that's right.

More tomorrow! Thanks! This is Rob Northrup signing off. Send me your ideas and recipes and sculptures. I can't pay you for them or give you credit for them, but I will use them if they're good enough!